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I posted on the Immigration Center- Subang Branch, critisize much if it than complimented it. Unsurprisingly, the immigration center is never the most popular place or topic to be discuss about. Most of the time we meet grumpy workers there who are just to rude to enlightened you on something you don’t know. Their information board is horrendous as well!

A few days ago, i received comments from an angsty person who thinks the Immigration cernter of Tawau is too stupid to understand her that her mykad is a farce because her stepfather had given false information that she is his flesh and blood. She is in rage that such lies are been put for legal consent and wants to rectify the matter, and she went to Putrajaya and the immigration of Tawau to lodge a complain. Blah-blah-blah…com.my

Here’s the remainder pathetic story from this woman after i’ve deleted the first two comments:

Soalnya disini bukan sebab saya pelacur ataupun gila,soalnya siapa yang beri keterangan palsu?siapa yang peralatkan jabatan kerajaan malaysia jpn?dan tak mungkin orang filipino macam saya perolehi mykad kalau bukan orang malaysia yang buat.yang membuat adalah orang badjau sebab mereka banyak kuasa di malaysia.tahu tak orang badjau banyak yang masuk islam juga banyak yang masuk agama kristian di filipina dan asal usul mereka dari badjau laut yang asalnya tiada agama?sekarang orang badjau banyak kuasa di malaysia.sedang naib presiden umno pun berbangsa badjau.saya memiliki dua surat beranak,tentu satu diantaranya adalah palsu.jangan pula mereka fitnah pekerja di jabatan-jabatan filipina cuai seperti pekerja jabatan-jabatan jpn di sabah yang cuai dan bodoh.yang senang diperalatkan oleh orang-orang badjau.

And at the 4th comment for today she started to preaching on religion …..
Seandainya,ada satu cerita,seorang lelaki yang pemilik pada sebuah kitab al-quran, dia hanya jadikan kitab tersebut sebagai hiasan ruang tamu agar dikatakan islam, (takut dikatakan bukan islam sebab berasal dari keturunan yang dulunya tidak beragama.dan takut dipandang rendah oleh melayu.)
Dating seorang pendatang tanpa izin ke negaranya,dan menjadi tamunya,melihat semua buku-buku lamanya dan mengkaji isi-isi buku tersebut.dan sehingga, menghafal tafsiran beberapa ayat dalam al-quran.dan kini dia mengkajinya secara mendalam dan mendapat kesedaran yang belum disedari oleh manusia di bumi tentang keadaan al-Qur-an di dunia.
Jadi,layak ke si pemilik al-qur-an tersebut menagih si pembaca mendapat pelajaran dari kitab miliknya?

Langsuir,biasanya selepas menghisap darah manusia,akan kemudian menggantikannya dengan racun oleh sebab itu ada kesan Lebam bekasnya.

Jadi,kewujudan mereka ialah panggil orang ikut mereka bila sudah menerima pemberian mereka.
Kewujudan mereka adalah untuk menggelapkan perkara yang sebenar,Zina berasal dari perkataan Bahasa Swahili(Arab Afrika).Bermaksud  Secret Spirit.

Setiap yang dirahsiakan selalunya memalukan.nabi adam dan hawa lahir ke dunia tanpa pakaian.agama islam menyuruh pengikutnya untuk berkurung atas sebab yang baik,iaitu untuk keselamatan wanita-wanita yang baik pada zaman jahiliah.pada zaman itu,tidak boleh dikenal pasti mana satu pelacur dan mana satu perempuan baik.dan oleh kerana takut tersilap maka diadakan memakai tudung.

Selalunya mereka tiada kesabaran kerana akan membalas dendam, tetapi kita lihat mereka kuat iman, sebab mereka bukan seperti manusia biasa, mereka percaya pada perkara yang ghaib, kerana ada kembar dan roh mereka pandai terbang.

Sekali engkau masuk dalam perangkap mereka,susah untuk kau lepaskan diri keluar dari kurungan mereka.kerana jiwa mu terikat,mungkin ada harapan jika buat kenduri menebus jiwa.
(Which at the bottom of my sincere sympathies… i do not understand all this and what it has got to do with anything in your MYKAD case =.=” )


saya rasa saya mendapat gangguan, tetapi saya percaya selepas saya guna passport sudah ia akan pulih secara otomatik.kerana saya percaya sebabnya adalah kerana saya guna mykad palsu yang berbintikan bapa tiri yang rupanya melucukan,namanya pun pelik. muhammad bin bimbang,nama sebenar.dan mempunyai 5 anak lelaki dan serang anak permpuan dengan isteri pertama yang serupa dengannya.mungkin sebab dengki,dia cuba nak rampas semua kebanggaan saya.saya tak sampai hati nak cakap tetapi kalau saya tak cakap yang benar macam mana orang lain nak tolong saya?.orang-orang pun kata dia hodoh macam bapanya.

(For a person who knows they have  psychiatry problem and knows that they will be cured if she can use her passport is utter rubbish!! That’s not a psychiatry problem… it’s more like displacement problem with much self denial. I wish you are able to meet my lecturer Dr.Roekani so that he’ll solve ur mania and resentments.)


saya sekejap dikata gila,mungkin dulu ketika saya berumur 17tahun,kerana hisap gam,dan dimasukkan ke pusat kebajikan taman seri putri,menggatal,kota kinabalu dan selalu kena buli oleh si lizugianti.
dan pelacur,ada ke boleh dikatakan seorang yang perempuan yang suka jual mahal sebagai pelacur? saya suka-suka sahaja nak berkawan dengan hensem,ada nama dan berduit as long as bachelor.dan kalau boyfriend atau suami saya dirampas saya sanggup membunuh,oleh sebab itu saya tak metrampas suami orang.kalau ibu saya perampas suami orang sedang dia tidak mahu dimadukan oleh ayah saya mereka jangan sangka saya sepertinya.saya di malaysia dah tiga kali menikah, dan semuanya saya adalah isteri pertama.

(And i thought she was some young girl who is having a dilemma… turns out she is a cuckoo adult who is probably in her forties and had mutliple marriages that non must have turn out successful….)


In all blazes, I do not give to hoot on what this whole matter is all about!

ONE- this my Immigration post was created to help those who are not to familiar with the procedures of making passport!
TWO- though sympathetic but i’m not anyone’s DEAR THELMA or BIG BRO! Go write to thestar.com.my
THREE- this is not some Celebrity post where any lodge complains will be taken notice!
FOUR- GO get ur own blog and spam ur comments there!

The only reason i allowed the first two comments to be publish is to entertain your sore feelings. I do sympathise ur situation but i’m no fool who listens to one side of the story ( plus You sound like a big Cuckoo!) and i do not suffer fools gladly!!

There i hope you are happy for i’m doing you some free publicity of your problem.


Hey JJ…
Laparla…
Yeala, where you wanna go ah?
Dunno, you got kereta?
No ah… jalan lah
HERE WE GO!

JJ, where’d you get your canai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your maggi from?
JJ, where’d you get your tosai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your curry from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…

JJ, where’d you get your kopi from?
Rudy, where’d you get your nasi from?
JJ, where’d you get your sambal from?
Eh, Rudy, where’d you get your tapau from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…

Mamak, looking good from his head to his toe,
Curry overload, body out of control,
Open 24, you can always go,
So happening, also got cendol,

Roti smelling good, they don’t use ghee,
It’s almost four, it’s the place to eat, (apa khabar?)
You can tell curry’s been there for a week, (wah sedap!)
Mamak made it hot, I can feel the heat!

So be jolly good and thank your mamak,
He makes food just like a sauna,
Panas, panas, here it comes now, panas, panas, here it comes now,
Oooo

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…

Aney, Aney, Tolong kira please boss!

(Some tamil convo here lolz)

- What?
- Ten ringgit forty cent, buuuttt for you guys – Ten ringgit.
- THANK YOU MACHA!

Eh Rudy..
Ah..
Mmm, tak rasa la. Not enough spice la…
Don’t worry, I know what to do man.
Really?

(Telephone dialling)
HEY JIN!
Ow Sh*t, it’s the morning crew!
HAhahahahahaha

Ho, you ain’t hungry?
Well – I – am,
Take you to a place where they don’t eat ham,
Speak malay or speak chinese,
A little bit of rice and some black eyed peas,
Where else can you go and eat real late?
Straight from the club and it’s food on your plate,
Love Mackie Diz, but not today,
Think I’m in the mood for some cool teh,
Tell JJ, I think I found a winner,
Me and Rudy, we both missed dinner,
So you know that we’re ready to eat,
No durians, now please have a seat!

Come on…
I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…

All these food right here, I got all these from my MAMAK.
All these food right here, I got all these from my MAMAK.

Ifa roti real fine, 9 times outta 10, its coming from my mamak,
If the kopi real sweet, 9 times outta 10, its sweeter at my mamak,
If the cat’s really ugly, I bet you, it is not at my mamak,
If the girl’s real fine, 9 times outta 10, she’s hanging at my mamak,
If you’re chilling in subang, 9 times outta 10, you’re chilling at my mamak,
If you’re hanging in ampang, 9 times outta 10, you’re hanging at my mamak,
At my mamak!

JJ, where’d you get your canai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your maggi from?
JJ, where’d you get your tosai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your curry from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…
Roti make some noise!
If you like kopi, make some noise!
If you like mamak, make some noise!
Make some noise, Make some noise, noise, noise…
(noi, noi, noi, noi, noi…)

Ok, ok enough of the noise, eh – macha, macha, Rudy – Stop with the tin cans la!
Are you serious?
Yeala please
Alrite
Eh, but how’s your roti ah?
Ooo, dahsyat man
Eh, eh whatchu got eh watchu wat’s that?
Eheh, chicken, lamb, everything inside!
Got telur?
GOOOOOTTTT


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Expressions…. P R I C E L E S S!!!!

IMPOSSIBLE!
For a plain yellow pumpkin to become a golden carriage
and four white mices turn into white horses.

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Money, Money, Money
Must be funny
in a rich man’s world.

Money, Money, Money
Always sunny
in a rich man’s world.

Money makes the world go round
the world go round, the world go round.

Money makes the world go round.
It makes the world go round.

Money print Pictures, Images and Photos

A mark, a yen, a buck or a pound
A buck or a pound, a buck or a pound!
It’s all that makes the world go round!
That clinking-clanking sound!
Can make the world go….

If you happen to be rich, and you feel like a night’s entertainment,
You can pay for a gay escapade.
If you happen to be rich, and alone and you need a companion,
You can ring ting-a-ling for the maid.
If you happen to be rich and you find you are left by your lover,
Tho you moan and you groan quite a lot,
You can take it on the chin,
call a cab and begin to recover on your fourteen carat yacht.

Money makes the world go around,
the world go around, the world go around,
Money makes the world go around,
of that we both are sure.
(Raspberry) On being poor.

When you haven’t any coal in the stove and you freeze in the winter
And you curse to the wind at your fate.
When you haven’t any shoes on your feet and your coat’s thin as paper
And you look thirty pounds underweight,
When you go to get a word of advice from the fat little pastor,
he will tell you to love evermore.
But when hunger comes to rap, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, at the window
See how love flies out the door.

For money makes the world go around, the world go around,
the world go around.
Money makes the world go around,
the clinking, clanking sound
of Money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money,
Get a little, get a little,
Money, money, money, money,
Mark, a yen, a buck or a pound,
That clinking, clanking clunking sound
is all that makes the world go round,
It makes the world go round.

Today i feel like all those alchemist before me who wants to turn stone in to gold! Just like how Paulo Coelho described in his book. But IMPOSSIBLE!!

The wrong investments made drives a hole in my pockets. ( in disbelieve)

On a more disbelieve note:

Thousands of the Faithful Flock to Island Church to see the Face of Jesus in a Seat Cushion

*click on the link above to view the pic*

If  the same thing happen during the BCE times in Athens, i bet the Greeks will rush to the Greek Temple and claim the picture is the ” Face of Zeus” in the pleats of the temple cushion!

hey verbatimcries,
well i have read your blog,

you said that you ever went to cafe royal?is the owner female? i’m not sure, i just wanna prove that the owner like a boy? but she’s female? oh no,, she’s my rival i think hehehhehe

can you email me?
thanks a lot

ROYAL CAFE,  Jln. Merbabu, 21

Royal Priesthood Cafe

The first time i visited *click on * Royal Priesthood Cafe was on the new year’s eve 08, it was a pouring one. My friends and i were sloshing all the way there… they were probably half swearing for making them walk somewhat far. Iron Chef and I stumbled on this rather cool ‘makan’ spot by accident. Guess it was the night of Xmas when J.C lead us there after lingering at Ijen Catholic Church  (hehe). ” Wei, new eating-makan spot in Malang!”, that’s what we said, and decided to tak a look and report back to our friends later on. We were greeted by this woman, whom i assume was the owner because she sat behind the paying counter and she was so nice! =) Nice people are hard to forget.

Church
:: Ijen Church during Xmas 07 ::


Back then, the food menu were not many and most dishes were beef base, not many choices for my Hindu friends and some of my Buddhist friends who does not take beef due to religios reasons. To the Hindus the cows are their sacred animal, to some Buuddhist who prays to the Goddess of Mercy they too don’t consume beef.  However,  i got to say the name of their dishes are very intriguing!
Hei! Did i mention the atmosphere of the place was good??!!! The soft lighting used definitely help create the nice atmosphere. Their dining style is Al-fresco and they have a room for those who wants to host a mini party!! They have a mini bookstore that sells christian songs, books and some de-stress hand balls =) lots of cute accessories there too ;)
Nearly one year later…

So back in November 24th 2008 i think… someone asked me where should they host a private party? Jeng… Jeng… Jeng… I reccomended RPC! (Probably sounds like i’m bragging here just in case Aka reads this! I’m not, merely telling the truth.)
A mismatch party was held! We had a great time in that private room and the service was great!

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We were allowed to decorate the room and blast some music of our own ;)

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it sort of looks like we were in a conference room or meeting room.. hehhe but it was the Birthday girl’s turn to give a speech!

TauHwa and Ayam Plecing
:: TauHwa and Ayam Plecing ::

After nearly one year in RPC, their menu doubled! They not only serve Western food but Local menus and of course Japanese food too! I ordered the food in the pic above! Ayam plecing is spicy (i like), a little different from where I ‘ve tried in the Balinese resto and i ordered that white tofu looking thing, which is well known to the Hock Kien clan (Singaporeans and Indonesians) as TauHwa and famously known to the Cantonese clan (Malaysia and Hong Kong) as Tau Foo Fah! Err.. it had too much ginger flavouring inside! Slightly different from the ones i have back home, which has no ginger flavour at all, just your choice of brown sugar or white sugar syrup.

Who is RPC’s owner? To be more precise, the woman whom i met in RPC may or may not be the owner, perhaps she was helping out to run the place.  Oh my GOSH!!! Anyway it’s a nice place to chill =)